Monday, June 27, 2011

Survival Doll

Survival doll sheltering in place

when all else fails
Whether earthquake, tornado, terrorist attack, the rapture, or an alien invasion from outer space, you have only to grab your survival doll and run.
Concealed within this innocent-looking, seemingly worthless doll is everything you will need to survive just about anything that could possibly happen. 



Other survivors you encounter may attack and try to steal your food, money and other supplies, but it’s unlikely they will bother with a doll.


arms
One contains a cup of white rice,
the other a cup of brown rice.


legs
Filled with soup makings, one leg contains dried lentils, the other split peas.


head
The core of the head is a plastic bottle filled with nails, fish hooks, and safety pins, wrapped with ten yards of twine and fifteen yards of fishing line. The core is then padded with cotton batting and encased in linen. 




Facial features are hand-embroidered to depict a fearful expression as a reminder that fear is a useful survival tool, keeping you adrenaline-pumped and alert.





torso front
Felt heart conceals a cache of silver dimes. Minted prior to 1964, these dimes are comprised of 90% pure silver and can be used for negotiable currency after the global economy collapses.



torso back
The back unzips to create a storage space for a hidden cache of survival gear.

Matches and magnifying glass for starting fires

Whistle, jackknife, two small flashlights

Ace bandages, alcohol wipes, antibiotic cream, alcohol pads, bandaids, dental floss

CD used as reflective surface to signal planes, 8 GB jumpstick for data storage

Gaffer tape and a sewing kit with needles, thread, collapsible scissors

survival gear
All objects shown here fit into the survival doll torso. The doll may be customized for individual needs, and torso contents may be modified. Optional items include a spare pair of glasses, specific medications, a small handgun, or whatever you feel you’ll need to stay alive and thrive when disaster strikes. Specially tailored kits are available for seniors.


petticoat
A two-layer petticoat concealed beneath the dress contains a complete survival manual. Contents range from first aid, constructing a raft, and building shelter, to crafting primitive weapons and purifying water.

First aid and building a raft from a poncho

Underslip: How to make primitive weapons

Back slip layers: how to start a fire, purify water, build shelter


Survival doll setting up camp in the woods


21 comments:

  1. Brilliant! I love it! I can't believe the work you've put into this doll.

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  2. I am... amazed! Brilliant!

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  3. I love it! Kind of reminds me of "girl's survival kit" Ellie

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  4. This doll is amazing. I LOL'ed at the handgun idea. It would be great to tailor to a child, so that it has all the stuff a kid might need and could serve as a kind of lovely in a time of crisis.

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  5. I have to say, this is the most original and creative thing I have ever seen, just love it.

    Debbie

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  6. This doll is amazing and brilliant. The creator deserves many kudos! Awesome!

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  7. Utterly amazing and wonderful. What a super idea! And she's adorable too.... Good job!

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  8. This is wonderful. I love your blog!

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  9. OMG this is utterly brilliant. It's scary and practical, schizophrenic, yet clear. I will be carrying this doll in my own nightmares and know that I will survive.

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  10. OMG! This is wonderful! Where can I buy one?

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  11. You can't buy one - thus the blog title, "Stuff You Can't Have." But I'm not opposed to you making your own rendition.

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  12. Especially like the petticoat idea - reminds me of the Boy Scout First Aid and survival neckerchiefs available at a lot of National Parks. Very clever and creative package!

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  13. Are you making and selling these precious dolls? (without the supplies?) I would love to have one. Not sure I could make one myself since I have minimal sewing skills. Maybe if you don't sell, you could make a how to! Thank you, Buffie

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  14. Sorry Buffie - this was done as a one-of-a-kind piece of artwork.

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    1. Ok. Thank you. It is indeed a piece of art! Buffie

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  15. Great idea! Though the torso compartment will need waterproofing.

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